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Woody's Food Blog

Hi, I'm Woody and I love food!

Welcome to my guide to some of the best (and worst) experiences I've had eating out in Figgington.

Ferret's Head pie of the day #12

Woody's rating: I didn't mind the wrinkly bits.

Ferret's Head pie of the day #11

Woody's rating: The ankles were very tender.

Ferret's Head pie of the day #10

Woody's rating: Fascinating texture.

Ferret's Head pie of the day #9

Woody's rating: Too much fur.

Ferret's Head pie of the day #8

Woody's rating: I didn't ask what was in it. That seemed to make it taste better today.

Ferret's Head pie of the day #7

Woody's rating: Robust. Had to ask for more cutlery three times.

Ferret's Head pie of the day #6

Woody's rating: OK if you pick the grey bits out.

Ferret's Head pie of the day #5

Woody's rating: The spam was too thick.

Ferret's Head pie of the day #4

Woody's rating: I don't think the kelp added anything to it.

Ferret's Head pie of the day #3

Woody's rating: Some of the bigger stones might provide difficulties for children or the elderly.

Ferret's Head pie of the day #2

Woody's rating: The plate had a nice pattern on it.

Ferret's Head pie of the day #1

Woody's rating: Some very unhappy meat.